Tim Hawkins - Corporate Worship Songs

May 23rd, 2007 | by songs |
allanvs asked:


This is what will happen when big corporations take our Christian Worship Songs and use them for themselfs. Lord have mercy!

COLIN

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  1. 24 Responses to “Tim Hawkins - Corporate Worship Songs”

  2. By defygravity1000 on May 25, 2007 | Reply

    Lolz! Totally is funny!!!!

  3. By CelticWolfWarrior on May 26, 2007 | Reply

    That is so funny!!!! lol what are the names of the real songs?

  4. By JesusFeakyChic on May 28, 2007 | Reply

    o man… dat was funny.

  5. By davemuscato on May 28, 2007 | Reply

    “Just Pue It haha.”

    Pretty sure he meant pew, as in a church pew ;)

  6. By stephen614 on May 29, 2007 | Reply

    My post was for WM87

  7. By stephen614 on May 31, 2007 | Reply

    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  8. By flsoa on Jun 1, 2007 | Reply

    Just Pue It haha.

  9. By flsoa on Jun 4, 2007 | Reply

    My Dodge is an awesome Dodge it is. HAHA!!!!

  10. By presidentroberts on Jun 5, 2007 | Reply

    Ford I lift your name on high!!!! LOL

  11. By chonak1 on Jun 8, 2007 | Reply

    Man, that’s a funny piece! These songs really would be plausible as commercial jingles.

    There ought to be some distinction between the crossover music we use in outreach/pop-culture settings and the music we use in our most sacred worship. That is, if there is really anything holy happening in our worship.

  12. By hoopman1994 on Jun 9, 2007 | Reply

    HAHAHAHAHA that is so funny and that is so cool how he is a christain 2 so ya and look at my page pleas

  13. By rjhoneyy on Jun 11, 2007 | Reply

    i know right? i see all these comedy skits with the worst cusing and they think its funnier but it realy is funnier clean i just dont get some ppl

  14. By jobrolovers127 on Jun 13, 2007 | Reply

    lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

  15. By IdleWind77 on Jun 15, 2007 | Reply

    dude I was thinking the same thing..it’s so true too..sweet!!

  16. By shadowthornwarrior on Jun 17, 2007 | Reply

    Ever since me and my friends herd this song,me and my friend Dany LOVE to sing I Can Only Eat Margrine!!

  17. By jdbadfish57 on Jun 17, 2007 | Reply

    see you dont neeed cursing or dirty punchlines to have comedy

    god bless

  18. By pooc5 on Jun 20, 2007 | Reply

    That’s really funny

  19. By fazi2010 on Jun 21, 2007 | Reply

    I LOVE IT!!!! As my friend would say, rotfl!!!

  20. By JesusLuvsYou316 on Jun 23, 2007 | Reply

    i think he planned it

  21. By XBCX96 on Jun 24, 2007 | Reply

    this guy is GENIUS!!!
    no doubt, 1 of tha best comedians (nd probbly the best christian comedian) out there today

  22. By marchinbndgeek25 on Jun 27, 2007 | Reply

    This is SO FUNNY! Is he comming up with this as he’s going, or did he plan it all?

  23. By SarthanPrintess on Jun 27, 2007 | Reply

    lol I love this because these are the songs I sing at camp and they are some of my favorite songs but the new words are a rather funny twist. lol

  24. By iainm5 on Jun 28, 2007 | Reply

    OMG!!!! It was so funny. I can Only Imagine = I Can Only Eat Margerine.

  25. By richardexplosion on Jul 1, 2007 | Reply

    Daniel Johnston has already started worship sellout business.
    Look up Daniel Johnston Mountain Dew on YouTube.

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